my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I need to wash the frat house off of me
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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