My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
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