I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I need to stop coming to work sober
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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