Im at strip club and am horny
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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