I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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