I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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