gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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