cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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