used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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