1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I think a kid would responsible me up
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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