Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Randomize
