I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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