drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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