Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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