Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Threesome in a minivan. New low
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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