Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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