i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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