is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
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