the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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