But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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