the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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