You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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