There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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