Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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