my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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