I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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