You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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