Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I wish my penis had an off switch
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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