Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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