either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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