Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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