Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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