Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Randomize
