Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
You're a waste of cheezeits
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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