So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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