READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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