What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
