return my video game
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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