Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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