They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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