That's intense
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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