I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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