She is in my trunk
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I have demons in me.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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