1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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