Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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