Sorry, I don't speak sober.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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