he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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