I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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