Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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