when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
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