So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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